all i ever needed to know about poker, i learned from kenny rogers

okay, i'm not into the whole poker thing. i've never really played and i think its crazy to watch people play on tv, celebs or not - sorry pk. but i was just flipping through the channels and saw a poker game on espn. i just have to say that it is such crap that these people are allowed to wear sunglasses. isn't that part of the game? aren't you supposed to look your opponent in the eyes, through the eyes and into his soul, to decide if he's bluffing or not? at this point, these corey hart's just need to make sure that they aren't twitching to fool everyone. its so lame. i can't even believe its legal in pokerland.

i guess they're future's so bright, they gotta wear... i can't bring myself to finish the sentence. its too cheesy. who was that anyway? the georgia satelittes? i know they had a little change in their pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-laing but were things a goin' great, and only getting better?

i have no idea what is wrong with me. i will stop - although i know enough lines of the definite GA satellites song to be embarassed.