the devil's food

i have finally figured out the problem with ben and jerry's - the problem to the consumer that is. literally. it took pints of research but i've finally figured it out. they have managed to perfect the amount of - in my case - heath bar per pint in addition to having figured out how to distribute the heath bar perfectly throughout so that you always are confronted with an irresistable chunk at every level. this makes it impossible to stop before eating an entire pint. i've tried. its just not fair. in fact, i need to go and get some now just thinking about it.

a special thanks to stop and shop for their ben and jerry's $2.50/pint sale.