now this here's a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

my late night feedings have resurrected my love of cheesy sitcoms thanks to nick at night and tvland. i believe that i have seen every fresh prince of bel air episode that ever was made at this point, but i still can't get enough. there's something about watching these shows in the middle of the night though that has taken me to a new level of clarity. for example -

DJ on Roseanne stands for Dan Jr.

all the kids on Everbody Loves Raymond are actually siblings - last name sweeten

the middle child on Full House - jodie sweeten - is not a member of this family (i had to go to imdb for that one. i thought i was a rock star for figuring this connection out, but her last name is actually sweetin. bummer)

BOTH haley joel osmont and jonathan lipnicki (jerry maguire kid) were the kids on The Jeff Foxworthy show. and i think that the teacher in the one episode that i saw was jake's girlfriend in 16 candles. i could have been hallucinating for that one though.

i have NO idea what DJ on Full House stands for

actually, this reminds me that i have always wondered what DH stands for. i've seen people blog it and i know that it refers to the partner in the relationship but what is it? designated hitter? dick head? dumb husband? dear husband? let me know.

i can't think of anything else i've learned right now.